Small business. Bigger opportunities.

AI that helps your business
make more money.

artifish sets up AI that answers the calls you miss, follows up on every quote and brings old customers back, so you earn more from the work you already get.

You're talking to an AI, not a person. We use your details and a transcript of the call only so John can follow up. No spam.

Tuesday evening Example

  1. Missed call

    (718) 555-0144 · no voicemail left

  2. Text sent automatically

    Hi, it's Island Heating. Sorry we missed you. What's going on with your system? We can get someone out tomorrow.

  3. Customer replied

    No heat since this morning. Boiler keeps clicking.

  4. Booked

    Service call, Wed 8:00 AM. Owner gets a summary.

Set up to fit your business. A person handles anything unusual.

Who we help

Built for the businesses that run on calls and appointments.

HVAC and plumbing

Catch the calls you miss on a job.

Dental and medical

Answer what the front desk can't.

Salons and spas

Fill cancellations before they cost you.

Barbershops

Keep cutting. We'll get the phone.

The problem

Most small businesses aren't short on work. They're losing it in the gaps.

01

The call nobody picked up

You were on a job, at dinner, or it was after hours. They called the next number on Google.

02

The quote nobody followed up on

You sent the estimate. They meant to get back to you. Nobody checked in, so the job went to whoever did.

03

The customer nobody asked back

Years of happy customers sitting in your software. No reminder, no check-in, no reason to call you first.

What we fix

Four places AI makes you money. We find the one that's leaking most.

Get found

Show up when people search Google or ask ChatGPT who to call. More reviews, a profile that works, answers that point to you.

  • Review requests
  • Google profile
  • AI search

Answer every lead

Every call, text and web form gets a fast, helpful reply, even at 9 PM on a Sunday. A person takes over when it matters.

  • Missed-call text back
  • AI receptionist
  • Instant form replies

Close more quotes

Follow up while the customer is still interested, without you remembering to do it. Same estimate, better odds.

  • Quote follow-up
  • Reminders
  • Fewer no-shows

Bring customers back

Turn your old customer list into booked work. Seasonal check-ins, maintenance plans and the referral ask you never get to.

  • Past-customer outreach
  • Maintenance plans
  • Referrals

How it works

One fix at a time. Measured, so you can see it working.

  1. 01

    Free AI audit

    We look at how customers reach you, where they slip through, and what your current software can already do.

  2. 02

    Fix the biggest leak

    We pick one problem and set up the AI to fix it, inside the tools you already use wherever we can.

  3. 03

    Measure what changes

    We record where you start, then track what improves. Real numbers, not promises. Then we move to the next one.

The free AI audit

We check your business the way your customers see it.

Then you get a short, plain-English list of fixes, ranked by what they're worth to you. Yours to keep, whether you work with us or not.

Start with a call

  • We call you like a customer

    During the day and after hours. Does someone answer? Does anything happen if they don't?

  • We test your website

    We fill out your form and time how long a reply takes.

  • We check how you show up

    On Google, in your reviews and when someone asks an AI assistant who to call.

  • We look at what you already pay for

    Most booking and phone software has features that are switched off. We find them.

No new software for the sake of it

We start with what you've already got.

Your phone, your calendar, the booking or estimating software you already use. If something new actually pays for itself, we'll tell you. If it doesn't, we won't sell it to you.

  • Your phone line
  • Your calendar
  • Google Business Profile
  • Booking software
  • Estimates and invoices
  • Your customer list
  • Text messages
  • Your website

About

Built by a lifelong Staten Islander.

I'm John. I've spent my career building AI systems that help businesses sell more. artifish brings that work to the businesses I grew up around: the plumbers, shops and practices that keep a neighborhood running.

No jargon and no 40-page reports. I'll tell you what's worth fixing, set it up, and show you the numbers. Based in Staten Island, NY, working with small businesses anywhere.

Questions

Straight answers.

Is the voice agent on this page a real person?

No. It's an AI voice agent, the same kind of thing we'd set up for your business. It knows it's talking to a business owner, it won't make up prices or results, and it hands anything it can't answer to John.

Do I need to understand AI?

No. You know your business. We handle the AI and explain what it does in plain English.

Is this going to replace my staff?

No. It handles the routine stuff, like the after-hours text back or the follow-up nobody remembers, so your team can focus on the work. A person always handles the exceptions.

Do I have to buy new software?

Usually not. Most businesses already pay for tools with features they've never switched on. We start there.

What does the audit cost?

Nothing. You get the list of fixes either way. If you want help setting them up, we'll talk about that separately.

What kinds of businesses do you work with?

Small service businesses: trades like plumbing, heating and HVAC, plus practices, salons, shops and other teams that run on calls, quotes and appointments.

Get started

Hear what it would sound like for your business.

Thirty seconds on the phone with the agent. Tell it where you're losing money. If you want the free audit, John follows up with you personally.

Call the AI agent

Rather email? john@artifishai.com